ole faithful

When a girl has an orgasm, that results into squirting into the males facial region.

The last chick i went down on, went ole faithful on me

by mp youngin October 13, 2009

andrew fithian

A soft individual, generally a coward. You can call this man a pussy and he'll just laugh because he has no heart or backbone

To bad Conor Mcgregors next opponent is pulling an Andrew Fithian now he'll never get the fight

by What the world thinks June 21, 2018

Aversion to faith

Adj.

used to describe an individual who is atheistic, only in a more politically correct way.

Chloe: I don't believe in God. I have an aversion to faith.

Daniel: Dude, that sounds so PC

Chloe: Yeah, totally removes the negative connotation held by that prefix a-

by Brazen_Faith February 21, 2011

Standardized Test Fright

Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.

To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.

by old_standardized_tester November 5, 2018

Stage Fright

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.

You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Ol' Faithful

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.

My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.

by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

Faith in Humanity

Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.

Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.

News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!

by a writing desk November 29, 2012