floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 24, 2013

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 08, 2020

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan February 06, 2016

Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021

Floated me

To be surprised about something

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.

by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021

float the buzz

when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.

I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.

by max pez May 28, 2007