Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

featherrhoid

(feather & hemorrhoid), a painted feather Pain-In-The-Ass.

Some Featherrhoid is painting feathers on Telco facilities all over the place!

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

featherwrister

The act of a boring handjob received by a bro done by the leader of the 'crew'. Usually done at parties under the influence of alcohol.

Man last night at that party, annie gave me the worst featherwrister. Such a a lameshow

by donovanshow69 May 28, 2011

feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)

i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

feathergazzle

Having feathers glued to your vagina for decoration.

Did you hear Cindy got her vagina feathergazzled? It looks great!

by supersonicnights March 4, 2012

featherwhistle

when ur @ a sick strip club and getting a heck of a lap dance when all of a sudden the stripper poots but instead of just stink coming out it whistles a cool little tune

"bro, i was @ the booby trap this afternoon and gertrude totally featherwhistled in my face."

by sealander September 5, 2013

Feather-lover

Those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled.

She was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked.

by JonnyMadrid September 27, 2013