A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.
Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?
Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
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To Engage and/or feel and certain pleasure during a quickly, the pleasure usually feeling better than regular mating.
Random: What did you do before school?
Guy: I got a quickly
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Random: ok that’s enough
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Random: stop
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