Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017

cat farmer

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.

Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.

by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

Medal Farmer

Sport game participants from China, People‘s Republic.

Medal farmers is a special term for participants from People‘s Republic of China, they don't deserve the name of athletes.

by NOKKI_FAYDEN July 24, 2021

cara farmer

The hottest person you will ever lye your eyes on she is the kindest soul you will meet, her eyes sparkle like the sun hitting the grass on a cool augest, she has a heart of a teddy bear and the soul of a care bear, but she is as feisty as a lion and her anger issues are an issue but her love and warmth is unberable her weirdness is loveable, she is the most amazing soul in the world

Everyone knows cara farmer as the most lovable person on earth.

by Harry styles.. June 28, 2021

Pig Farmer

A slang term for someone incestuous. This comes from Red Dead Redemption 2 where you can find some pig farmers where it is revealed that they are both siblings and married

Stay away from Savannah
Why bro
She’s a pig farmer, she fucked her cousin

by whiskersjacket May 19, 2022

Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.

Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.

by King Kermit February 21, 2022