faperpetuity

When there is no foreseeable end to one masturbating as opposed to having sex.

“Because he is a terrible person, he will be alone in faperpetuity

by Allucarddonbearer June 14, 2019

Fapportunity

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...

by Musabisama August 12, 2019

flapperanus

When your asscheecks are so stretched out they wiggle all over the place when you walk around or fart. Amplified by excessively twerking.

This condition causes major complications when combined with diarrhea. It also has the nasty side-effect of attracting laughter, especially when playing Jackbox in the middle of the night.

A: "Oh shit, I stretched my ass too hard and now I have a Flapperanus."
B: "Holy shit dude, you look like you could fly with those"

by MartinFrostia December 17, 2019

Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

by DragonLion February 17, 2020

Flapperdadl

An insult meaning floppy dick.

You fucking flapperdadl!

by Adonewithyou May 6, 2020

Flapperpap

Someone of a foolish way. They act just foolish and immature.

Person 1:Why are they acting like that?!?!
Person 2:Must be a flapperpap

by Jerome the boi March 31, 2020

Flapper cheeks

But cheeks that are so saggy that they can make that person fly.

I once saw some damn flapper cheeks!

by Amelia.Summers October 17, 2020