Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

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Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.

Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

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Fondue fountain

When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.

Sarah let me fondue Fountain her last night

by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018

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Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

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Fountain Symphony

Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.

Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.

by Datacube January 17, 2023

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