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Guy Find

To locate and procure an item expeditiously; to shop quickly and efficiently without jeopardizing the original intent or quality of product
"We’re down to 1 vehicle in my family as of tomorrow, and I have to guy find our replacement."
- Jered Hanno circa March 2020
by Fantasticus Rex March 13, 2020
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Generally used if suspecting a micro-peen
L: I did a sweep and came up empty! Then I tried again and realized he had a micro-peen!
S: If you can find it, you can fuck it!
by LooseLarry75 December 5, 2025
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Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.
Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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Couldn’t find you!

When you wake up from sleep & your loved one is not there! You search for them and cannot find them.
I became sad when I couldn’t find you!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
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Find the albinauric woman

...she hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.
Find the albinauric woman to get a cool summon. Then summon her for the Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-knowing boss fight to make his defeat more ironic.
by Exterminator (not really) February 4, 2025
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find your inner love

go f**k yourself
You can all go find your inner love!

You can all go screw yourselves!
by Euu2703 July 15, 2021
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Cellu-find

The act of calling some one else misplaced cell phone in order to find it
My wife always misplaces her cell phone and I always have to cellu-find in order for it to ring so we can find it
by Jimbo25 April 3, 2009
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