Bacon Fever

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011

fungal fever

Similar to the popular "jungle fever" in which someone is attracted to person of African descent.

Fungal fever refers to those who are so desperately attracted to genitalia with legions or an infection in which the said reproductive organ secretes jelly.

Man: "Damn I got that fungal fever bad, bruv."

Woman: "Your a monster."

Man: "Well my bread can't rise without a little yeast."

by FeelMyHandsome February 18, 2014

yellow fevered

everyone who defined asian girls is this

damn, I look at the definition of asian girls and I see a bunch of yellow fevered guys

by ICumOnGuys January 12, 2018

Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.

“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”

by Yeet us that feet us September 22, 2019

Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

Ballsack Fever

Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.

Joey had ballsack fever last month. We haven't heard from him since.

by Mkolesar25 May 3, 2012

matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matza fever.

by thaHNIC February 23, 2009