Fap Drill

A penis that has been used to break a hymen. Intense masturbation is required prior to insurgency in order to deliver the sharp and streamlined penetration necessary for the successful destruction of the target.

"I lost my virginity to the most magnificent fap drill you could possibly imagine. My hymen didn't stand a chance."

"She sighed and remarked that she was still a virgin, so I reassured her and showed her my enormous fap drill, she felt much better after that."

"We went back to my place and she rode upon my fap drill all through the night."

by Minotawr October 12, 2011

Fap Circle

A fap circle is is when more then three males will make a circle and fap non-stop until jizzing.

Hey jerry, did you hear about that fap circle?
Yeah man, i heard it lasted all night long.

by rusty fapper March 30, 2010

Fap Shorts

Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.

"Mom, have you seen my fap shorts?"

by FapMan815 April 1, 2009

Fap Day

The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.

Dude my last Fap Day was the best! Didn't know I had it in me if you know what I mean, ahaha!

by Petsu December 30, 2010

FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null October 6, 2012

Fap Shack

A Make shift house composed of crusty blankets and pillows.
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude

Man have you seen Clayton's Fap Shack? its like a winter wonderland!

by Jewôvên May 13, 2014

fap gap

The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.

After Bob was done using the computer, I noticed a large fap gap in the browser history.

by ottermode August 24, 2014