An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011
Get the Bed excuse mug.you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
by moviestacks December 30, 2013
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by James Ficklesticks December 7, 2016
Get the Bad excuses mug.An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the Pre-existing condition mug.This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!
Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.
Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.
Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.
Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister
Lena: Goodnight asshole.
Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.
Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.
Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister
Lena: Goodnight asshole.
by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 28, 2019
Get the Co-existing Sisters mug.well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)
random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs
person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??
person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??
by wheatleydidntdeserve October 17, 2019
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Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
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