election dejection

what you feel when your party/candidates didn't win

being a liberal is SC is a lesson in election dejection

by moonmade November 3, 2010

Electric giraffe

It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.

Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."

by snorlax69 June 3, 2016

Electricity

Electricity is one of the five main energetic hydromafic powers of the known universe. Electricity is used in our everyday lives and survival can be argued that it depended on electricity. Electricity is basically a charge of voltage and neural signals sent across a space by shock. They are measured in voltage and watts and the higher they are the more power you get.

Electricity powers our phone.

by CoolHatsAreCool December 4, 2016

Electile Dysfunction

When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.

by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017

Electric scooter

An eazy woman who will have sex with just about anyone. You only need a smartphone and a credit card.

I hooked up with my friends sister, shees a total electric scooter.

by Swatgeek October 1, 2019

Electrical Outlet

Put a metal fork in there,

It will be fun!!!!

Ariel will have fun if she puts this fork in the electrical outlet

by Hamtaro December 23, 2019

the electric eel

Givin a chick an underwater zap, where the bitch gets a swirly and the shocker at the same time.

Gwendolyn was pretty freaky, but wasn't down when I gave her the electric eel.

by Mele Kalikimaka August 18, 2009