Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025

eggeneng

Created from the story of M**terFN in part 2 of the sigmas in Paris: it's mostly used to describe something which repeats itself again similar to the story of M**terFN.

Nigga 1: hey did you hear about the eggeneng of adolf hatter?

Nigga 2: shut the fuck up nigger

by Jose Valencia February 4, 2025

Egghead. yaouri slop

Egghead. is a punk rock band featuring the members Johnny Reno, Mike Faloon and John Ross Bowie.

Yaouri is a mix of the words yaoi and yuri. This is because the creator of this, when shipping the people Johnny Reno and John Ross Bowie, felt that the two were “they’re boys but also girls they’re both”.
TL;DR this is a term for when you ship these two band members.

“Dude. I FUCKING LOVE EGGHEAD. YAOURI SLOP… I NEED MORE!!!!”

by barrysbarry February 18, 2025

Egghead Diplomacy

When you spend more time looking for someone to do a task than it takes to do the task.

Quit using egghead diplomacy and do the job.

by Gordy W. March 12, 2025

eggcellent

Egging excellent 🍳 🥚 🪺 🪹

Is that eggcellent? Yes!

by 🅰️ February 25, 2026

egging out

when a person is intoxicating a room with their stink, whether that be from farting, burping or even shitting themself.

"dude, i can not stop egging out, it must've been the tuna salad that I ate."

by The Fawcus March 2, 2026

egging out

When someone is at a party or social event but ignores everyone, stays on their phone, and doesn’t talk. Basically acting like they don’t want to be there.

“She was egging out hard last night, just sat on her phone the whole time.”

by similarswan14 May 22, 2025