Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.

I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.

by Black Brian March 25, 2022

ben elvin

Ben elvin is a little fat cunt who is the most annoying person In the world he thinks he knows maths when he is in set 4 and he wants to do further maths a-level like he stands a chance.
He has a longitudinal face with a personality of a child he still misses his ex girlfriend Jess even tho she cheated on him but he still has feelings for her.
He likes to act up in class knowing that he knows everything then when he is told off he throws a tantrum and walks out and still argues why he gets told off.

He probably has madiline mccann hiding in his cupboard

Ben Elvin big cunt

by Sussy Steven April 21, 2022

sped edwin

Someone named Edwin that thinks their smart but really isn’t. In the sped class and sucks at archery

Sped Edwin said he could get into honors but he was in 822

by 2958683293 April 22, 2022

Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure

Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”

by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022

Aunt Edwin

Female version of Uncle Edward but has a smelly vagina and is lesbian and has got 10 gapes in total while digging for rattle snakes to go up her ass while the female Tyrone gets his strapon

Half credit WWW.COMPASS

I was in the park and I pulled an aunt Edwin.

by Fishnuggets66 August 23, 2023

Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge

Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023