east rockaway

East Rockaway is a small town in Nassau County on Long Island with a population of a little over 10,000. Little known fact; it used to be called Near Rockaway. Basically it is filled with fake Gangstas that move here from the Bronx, Brooklyn, and neighboring Queens. It's the smallest school district on Long Island, if you want Ghetto, go to Far Rockaway. E Rock be reppin' the 516! Ya heard it here first...
Lee: Hey man, livin' in New York have you ever been shot?

Jesus: Nah bro, I live in East Rockaway, it's not ghetto at all...

Lee: Oh really?

Jesus: Word.
by Jesu Christo November 24, 2007
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east bumfuck

the WORST place on earth, where they eat pickled pig feet, and burn sofas.
Dude, where the fuck do you live? East Bumfuck?
by John Ostroverski December 06, 2006
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East Asshole

Damn, nigga, you live way out in East Asshole.
by Marcel Leroux August 17, 2004
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East Jesus

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)
I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.
by Light Joker November 05, 2004
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East Cambridge

East Cambridge a part of Cambridge, MA 5 or 6 blocks big, mostly white very few blacks live there (they get jumped). NO YUPPIES are around and if they are around the kids either dont wanna get arrested or they just dont feel like jumpin there ass. Where the drug problem is huge easy to get heroin or coke your choice. Also alot of guns are around, where it isnt safe to park your car at night (many car break ins) And finally where the Cambridge Galleria is located. If anyone feels like gettn robbed and held up by junkies or homeless people please go at night
Mike: Johnny where you from?
Johnny: Im from East Cambridge.
Mike: I heard its tough over there
Johnny: I guess it is unless ur a junkie

East Cambridge the toughest hood in Cambridge!!!!
by Crimebridge December 25, 2007
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East kilbride

Person 1 - I was in Spain last year!

Person 2 - Well i was in East kilbride!
by Jobby210 August 08, 2011
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East Haven

a small town with nothing at all to do where pretty much every girl is a pig and has at least slept with have of the guys and given roughly a dozen blowjobs.. and there are at least two girls you know or heard of that have gotten double teamed or had a train ran on them.. lets not forget the honda civics and classic blowout.. also everyone is in everyones business and everyone has slept with and traded boyfriends/girlfriends.. every person has at least done one drug and nowadays the entire eh population has been overrun by perc 30s.. aka beans.. in other words.. east haven sucks mamaugin is full of white trash junkies and foxon thinks they are gods gift to the world when in reality they are just as bad as mamaugin with more money.. and oh yea. north branford is wannabe east haven which i cant understand why.. and o yea,, hows ya zole
east haven kid 1 - yo who got beans
eh kid 2 - idk which one of the 20 ppl that have them did u call yet?
by a proud resident.. February 21, 2010
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