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escalade

A large SUV made that has a lot of horsepower.
Would you like to see my Escalade on 20's?
by § July 17, 2004
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escalade

like the saying goes (that i made up)


beater cars wont get you far
but escalades will get you laid
w00t! that escalade is l33t! biotch
by invader ZIM December 16, 2004
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eshani

Eshani is a tool
by balognamonster12345 August 2, 2009
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ehale

a girl with ginger hair who fails a lot and sits in a bed of ginger hair. they are known to laugh at computer screens and fail a lot.
she is such an ehale
by bob the ceiling fan June 10, 2012
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esalen massage

Located in Big Sur, California, the Esalen Institute has become synonymous with fantastic, relaxing massage and bodywork. Esalen massage is characterized by a personal approach, including the use of intuition, long strokes, integration of multiple modalities and in the process creating a tapestry of structured touch that many people believe to be the greatest form of bodywork on earth. Listen to Michael Benghiat music in the esalen massage DVD.
After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.
by john5535meaders March 19, 2007
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The Escalator

The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.
Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."
by Kyle Rosekrans August 11, 2007
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escalade

(Verb) to drive your escalade somewhere
Let's Escalade to Taco Bell for a Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
by ryan foti September 5, 2004
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