The most freaking overused word in the english language. It has in fact been used so much that there is really no reasonable definition for this word. Often used as a prefix to:
Fail
Win
-insert your choice of word here-
Fail
Win
-insert your choice of word here-
by Lochnessoon May 27, 2009
Get the Epic mug.Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.
Kobe Bryant: Be epic.
Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.
Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.
Michael Vick: High five!
Kobe Bryant: Be epic.
Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.
Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.
Michael Vick: High five!
by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011
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Get the Epical mug.a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.
This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.
Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.
Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.
-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!
- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx
- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!
- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx
- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
by eddy baby July 26, 2006
Get the your mum epic mug.The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to approve of anything positively. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.
"Epic" video game
"Epic" female
"Epic" clothing
"Epic" haircut
"Epic" poser metal band featured on Guitar Hero.
"Epic" anything else that comes to mind.
"Epic" female
"Epic" clothing
"Epic" haircut
"Epic" poser metal band featured on Guitar Hero.
"Epic" anything else that comes to mind.
by BDITM May 22, 2009
Get the epic mug.Much more powerful than the Triforce, the EPIC TRIFORCE was forged from fragments of the original Triforce in the confines of /b/.
EPIC TRIFORCE is so powerful, that only those with aged knowledge know how to use it. If an inexperienced one attempts to EPIC TRIFORCE, he or she will fail miserably, causing those around him or her to go into a berserk rage until they either flee or die.
EPIC TRIFORCE is so powerful, that only those with aged knowledge know how to use it. If an inexperienced one attempts to EPIC TRIFORCE, he or she will fail miserably, causing those around him or her to go into a berserk rage until they either flee or die.
by Siglemic's Stalker August 31, 2009
Get the EPIC TRIFORCE mug.Reserved only for the most epically failing of failures. The EPICFAILCOOKIE is more of a pity pastry, and should be treated as such.
As with the EPICOOKIE, the EPICFAILCOOKIE is all capitalized to emphasize the epic proportions of its failure, but unlike its awesome counterpart, the EPICFAILCOOKIE's failure is so much that it doesn't even merge with any other letters.
Failure to spell and capitalize EPICFAILCOOKIE will not result in smiting. Rather, an EPICFAILCOOKIE will be bestowed unto the one commiting the epic failure.
As with the EPICOOKIE, the EPICFAILCOOKIE is all capitalized to emphasize the epic proportions of its failure, but unlike its awesome counterpart, the EPICFAILCOOKIE's failure is so much that it doesn't even merge with any other letters.
Failure to spell and capitalize EPICFAILCOOKIE will not result in smiting. Rather, an EPICFAILCOOKIE will be bestowed unto the one commiting the epic failure.
"Man, dude... you fail... Out of the generosity of my own heart, you get an EPICFAILCOOKIE. Dang you suck."
by Jenai January 8, 2009
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