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Destructionship

The relationship that blossoms from squad mates blowing shit up together.
destructionship brings us together!
by FPSgamingFTW February 1, 2024
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Distractionship

A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.

As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.
"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"

"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."
by _Eager_ August 12, 2024
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distraktion

Her eyes proved too much of a distraktion for his concentration.
by Tie.Dye.Pirate.Guy December 8, 2024
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dihstruction

total and utter annihilation of the sphincter by means of the insertion of a foreign object.
"MOM!! JERRY JUST CAUSED TOTAL DIHSTRUCTION ON MY CHOCOLATE LOG CHOMPER!!"
by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
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unpleasant distraction

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.
In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.
by supajack July 25, 2011
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Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.
Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction
by Mycreativename May 6, 2013
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penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014
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