when one person offers daps (Fist smash) and the other pretends to fist the other but swerves their hand prior to contact with the other person's fist.
by Swiggnotic June 5, 2009
Get the dissed the fist mug.When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.
You: /Ring /Ring /Ring
Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."
You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.
Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."
You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.
by Le Duque October 30, 2009
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When you go to kick a gnome that you just burned,thinking it is still a solid, only to find that when your foot touches it little ashy gnome particles fly in to the air everywhere
by zombieninjastripper November 8, 2009
Get the dissaporated mug.'I hate Christmas, it's a load of crap.'
'Whoaa, you just dissed Christmas?'
'Yeah -_-'
'Your such a Dissmasser!'
'Whoaa, you just dissed Christmas?'
'Yeah -_-'
'Your such a Dissmasser!'
by Santa's little Helper. December 20, 2010
Get the Dissmas mug.The feeling that arises when you've been holding off from excreting for so long and then when you finally do, you are completely and utterly dissatisfied.
Well that was utterly disshatisfying" or "I feel well disshatisfied after that", after returning soon after entering the toilet in a rush.
by ToNYs11 April 23, 2011
Get the Disshatisfied mug.A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
Sam: It's cold outside
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011
Get the dissentomatic mug.adj: Not happy or pleased with the size of something because it is designed for a much thinner person.
The portly gentleman grumbled and sent back his cheesecake as he was dissfatisized with the tiny slice.
The corpulent woman whinged dissfatisized to the flight attendant as she compressed herself into the groaning coach seat.
The dissfatisized woman bemoaned how they just don’t make chairs for normal sized people.
The rotund man gave a hard look to the concession stand clerk, saying incredulously, “Is this is really all the butter you’re going to put on my popcorn”? He thundered away clearly dissfatisized.
The corpulent woman whinged dissfatisized to the flight attendant as she compressed herself into the groaning coach seat.
The dissfatisized woman bemoaned how they just don’t make chairs for normal sized people.
The rotund man gave a hard look to the concession stand clerk, saying incredulously, “Is this is really all the butter you’re going to put on my popcorn”? He thundered away clearly dissfatisized.
by queg mcclure May 12, 2014
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