Miley Cyrus disease

A horrible disease that requires a large caliber bullet no less then .45 to the head. death is the only way to rid the body of this disease afterword the body must be dipped in acid buried 100 feet in the ground covered in molten led and covered over in concrete. Anyone who has been in contact with such person or been to her concerts must be quarantined and immediately exterminated.

Dude Jake went to the Miley Cyrus concert and the government came and took him.
He must of been diagnosed with Miley Cyrus disease he's a dead man walking

by eksol July 22, 2014

Disease Piñata

A girl that's hot but you can tell she's gotten around too much.

Guy 1: "What about this chick?"

Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"

by CraZforSP November 17, 2014

Bum disease

When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way

"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"

by KKK is Bae June 11, 2016

Panerial Disease

When one returns from college to work the summer at Panera Bread, they get confident to the extent where they feel the need to have sex in the Panera Bread Bathroom. From this, the person now contains an Infection or Transmitted Disease known as Panerial Disease. (Usually anal infection)

Yo did you hear about Scott Working at Panera?
Yeah I heard he got Panerial Disease.

by Bjorn12345 April 9, 2016

Freckle Disease

A disease spread from person to person through contact that includes freckles to the victim that may spread.

The freckle disease was a disaster that started from a unknown school

by WiseKookie May 19, 2017

Ballzheimer's Disease

A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.

"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."

I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.

by Imef October 12, 2010

magic finger disease

A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.

The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!

by thrustinjustin October 13, 2010