Diddle

-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.

''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''

by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.

Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

by The Real J-Dawg May 21, 2017

diddymus

funk docter. One who is excellent at makin' and takin' sweet lovin

That diddymus sho' is hot!

by biggs johnson April 30, 2006

diddyness

Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.

The scale is given by:

D = 10 log(S/S*)

ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.

Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5

Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did

by waly913 April 8, 2008

Diddliography

(n.) A compiled list of all the girls one has manually pleasured.

For a pornstar, his diddliography is a key part of his credentials.

by hobo_boxer April 28, 2010

diddaly darn

The phrase you use when something goes wrong or when you do something stupid.

Oh diddaly darn, I forgot my cocaine at shawns house.

by CactusBean December 16, 2016

Diddley fuck

When someone your working with doesn't know anything

Well I thought John knew the area well, but he doesn't know diddley fuck.

by bethel100 January 20, 2017