ITD (Internal redacted department)

the most corrupt department in scp corrupt roleplay. they banned every single 3rd overseer because BIAS. SO corrupt.

Bro did you hear about the ITD (Internal redacted department)? They're so corrupt.

by Transformersthesky April 24, 2022

Boston police department

When a crazy bitch has bipolar disorder but if you mention it around her, she'll have a fit. The acronym for the Boston Police Department is the same acronym for Bipolar Disorder; BPD.

That bitch Amber is crazy! We need to call the Boston police department, if you know what I mean.

by Hugh JassX August 4, 2022

The Fuckery Department

The department where all the meaningless, pedantic and incoherent grievances are forwarded to.

Look, I only did what you said. If you have a problem with that, I'd recommend forwarding a compliant to The Fuckery Department.

by LongJohn112 September 22, 2022

hung in the ass department

when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.

dude 1: did you see that girl over there?

dude 2: no, why?

dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.

by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023

Delinquent O'Crimebag Department

A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.

He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".

"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"

"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."

by Survector Nectar July 29, 2024

Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

by hellocleveland January 8, 2024

Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.

The Tortured Poets Department is for me because I like to read.

by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024