dank

A racial slur that is offensive to every nationality and racial group

"that bitch was so dank that she probably glowed in the dark"
"man, i don't want to go to that part of the city, thats where all of the danks live"
"dude, you don't just go around saying 'dank' like that! that kind of language could get you shanked!"

by qwertyCommander January 31, 2014

camp dank

A group of music festival attending marijuana lovers.

At the festival I could smell Mary Jane from 100 feet away and I knew I was near Camp Dank.

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User May 19, 2016

danked

Stolen, taken, ripped off

"Damn, someone danked my stapler!"

by St. Louis Scribbler January 13, 2005

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.

Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!

by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

DANK 2

"Dank 2" is a meme that originated on r/saimansays (reddit). As the word "Dank" got overused and it got cringe. Redditors started Dank 2 which has some refined rules. Like usage of "🗿" emoji is prohibited and "women☕" and Sigma memes are prohibited as well

Redditor #1- Bro, dank is a overused word and it has lost its meaning
Redditor #2- I know right!! Anyways we got dank 2 so we're gonna be gucci

by ADS_07 February 18, 2023

Stick Dank

An exaggerated version of dank used for a number of narcotics (mainly marijuana) to describe a product of an extremely copious amount quality. May alternately be described as a "one-hitter-quitter."

Guy 1: "so how's the bud?"

Guy 2: "Dude.. This is some stick dank.. I can't.. I don't know.."

Guy 1: "You alright, man?"

Guy 2: "I'm going to.. I think I'm frea-"

Guy 2 robs a bank and is subsequently arrested, becoming the Rikers fuck boy.

note: Stick Dank results may vary.

by Kutan2 August 24, 2011

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018