South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

north dakota state university

A school that envies their football team and knows how to party.

Geez, that girl knows how to party; she must go to North Dakota state university.

by Apoles December 26, 2016

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

Dakota

A beautiful girl who doesn’t chase but attracts, she’s charming In every way and is loved by all. Her perfect smile shines everywhere and her dimples are the cutest. Dakotas are keepers as they might be picky but are loyal and kind to those she likes. But don’t get on her bad side she can take everything you have. Your boyfriend,your friends and your popularity easily

Boy1:woah who is that
Boy2:bro are you dumb it’s Dakota
Boy1:she’s so beautiful I’m gonna be her man
Boy2:it’s not that easy my guy
Girl1: I’m here:)
Boys1&2: no❤️

by Juneswrld May 13, 2021

North Dakota

North Dakota, the land of no trees but a lot of bees! What isn't there to love! Oh yeah everything.

Tom : Yo wanna go to North Dakota?
Kyle : NO!

by Brad67ley July 21, 2025