South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

north dakota state university

A school that envies their football team and knows how to party.

Geez, that girl knows how to party; she must go to North Dakota state university.

by Apoles December 26, 2016

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.

Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!

by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022

dakota wright

A faggot

Guy: "Have you seen that guy? He's a total Dakota Wright!"

by FuukasRaptoth January 20, 2017