dilly dally

take your sweet ass time

stop making a day of it dilly dally mother f__ker

by DrPepper June 17, 2004

The Daily Show Generation

Generation Y and every generation thereafter.

The ripe for brainwashing crowd generation that gets its news not from newspapers, or even the standard biased NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, CNN or MSNBC...but from The Daily Show or Saturday Night Live.

These people exist. You know them. Everyone knows them.

The Daily Show Generation Member: Dude...I can't believe Bush orchestrated 9/11. Obama is still cleaning all the mess from Bush. Bush sucks, he's like Hitler and Mussolini. Mussolini was bad right? Wait, he was Italian, but Italians are good - not that anyone's bad...especially Muslisms. I have lots of Muslim friends. I have lots of Black friends, too. I think we should Coexist! I have a bumper sticker on my car that says it...my Black friend said it's cool...Hey did you see the Daily Show last night? I was so high, but I think Jon Stewart REPORTED some news about that speaker lady...what's her name? Isn't it Clinton? Yeah, he said Speaker Clinton was in Afghanistan and she's gonna fix it because she'll talk to the Taliban and then call Obama so that we all know what to do to live in peace. It was awesome. Remember? Anyway, I've gonna vote for Stephen Colbert, seriously!! I know my Grandfather died in WWII and his grandfather died in the Civil war so we could all vote...but it's just one vote! Who cares! Wanna play Halo?

Everyone else in America: STFU

by Comic Nut January 6, 2011

the daily show

a "fake" news show hosted by jon stewart thats very funny but too liberal definitely not as funny as the colbert report

person 1: did you see the daily show yesterday
person 2: yea it was funny
person 1: did you see the colbert report yesterday
person 2: yea it was funnier

by burgerking2 July 12, 2006

daily driver

A bong that is mainly intended for everyday use.

Guy 1: "you wake and bake every morning, bro?"
Guy 2: "she's my daily driver, gets me to where I need to be"

by flaffer September 25, 2011

daily

A good morning or a just because blow job given daily as thanks or affection.

she said if i would stay i would get dailys.

by Jake and ben March 14, 2007

The Daily Show

A fake news show on Comedy Central that was once really quite funny, similar to Weekend Update on SNL. However, it steadily became less and less about general news and on-location segments with crazy people, and instead became more and more about just politics, until it was little more than left wing propaganda and frankly not even remotely funny. This change was largely due to the application of the Jon Stewart formula.

Man1: Do you remember when The Daily Show used to be funny?
Man2: Just barely. I have some very foggy memories in the back of my head of what The Daily Show was like before it started sucking bigtime.

by klopek007 March 6, 2010

daela

A bi-polar spawn of Satan. Only nice when they want something from you.

Whats wrong with my gf, one minute she loves me the next shes rippin my dick off. She must be a daela...

by jimmy53621 August 7, 2011