South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

north dakota state university

A school that envies their football team and knows how to party.

Geez, that girl knows how to party; she must go to North Dakota state university.

by Apoles December 26, 2016

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

Dakota Duff

The act or state of being completely adorable in every way. Has a killer body and sounds country, usually able to be found in central to the eastern region of the United States. When found, you will be amazed and in shock of the overwhelmingly melting appearence before you. It is warned that you may just faint at the sight of his frawesomeness. But like goat love, Dakota Duff love is everlasting so if you find one, keep him forever and never let him leave. But be warned once more, other girls may find interest in your Dakota Duff, so cherish him.

1. Seeing a perfect angel with no wings.
2. Voice is an exact comparrison to red wine.
3. Behavior of a lion but has the heart of a lamb.
4. "I'm so in love with Dakota Duff, he is amazing in every way and I'll love him forever."

by BethDuff23 September 9, 2010

Dakota Garden

The area of an albino's body that is protected from the sun by pubic or other body hair.

When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.

by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010