diet pimp

A boy who thinks he’s on some pimp shit but is in fact not. One who may be involved in the following activities; promoting only fans, trying and failing to spit game, claiming to have hoes but no bitches in sight and no money in his pocket.
I heard John got some bitches on the block

Nah he just a diet pimp
by Xandria Perez August 05, 2021
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Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.
Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet
by Shazamder April 22, 2010
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klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.
I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.
by Scumgoth August 10, 2017
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Sex Diet

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore
"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"
by _nerd July 25, 2016
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diet weed

Diet weed, also known as Delta 8, is THC that is derived from hemp rather than marijuana. It still produces a high, but one that is not as potent as regular weed.

You can buy it, as well as Delta 8 edibles, at smoke shops—including in states where marijuana is illegal, which is where most of its appeal comes from.
Person 1: Hey man, you want a hit?

Person 2: No thanks, real weed gives me anxiety. I'll stick to diet weed.
by Ilikemusicc September 06, 2022
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Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.
Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.
by fishy! May 31, 2011
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Diet Soda

A liqid substance that was created for fat Americans who kept drinking high calorie soda.


A drink that modles, actors/actresses, President Bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.
Person 1)
"Did you hear that she has started drinking Diet Soda?"

Person 2)
"So she is anorexic now?"

Person 3)
"No she has always been, but she is stupid now."

by Brent Weber October 28, 2008
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