When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022
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Get the Diet Milk mug.When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.
Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"
Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"
Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
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Get the Diet furry mug.Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?
Nick: Who? The vegan?
Joe: Yea
Nick: I gave her a a strict diet
Nick: Who? The vegan?
Joe: Yea
Nick: I gave her a a strict diet
by WolfgangSpartacus June 16, 2021
Get the strict diet mug.Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.
Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.
Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.
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A drink that modles, actors/actresses, President Bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.
A drink that modles, actors/actresses, President Bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.
Person 1)
"Did you hear that she has started drinking Diet Soda?"
Person 2)
"So she is anorexic now?"
Person 3)
"No she has always been, but she is stupid now."
"Did you hear that she has started drinking Diet Soda?"
Person 2)
"So she is anorexic now?"
Person 3)
"No she has always been, but she is stupid now."
by Brent Weber March 5, 2009
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