Celery

A name for a job that gets you nowhere.

This job only pays me enough to pay the bills and starve, its celery bruh.

by Juncture April 20, 2024

Clerisexual

Someone who feels sexual attraction towards people who ordained for religious duties and whom have taken vows of celibacy.

As a clerisexual I am attracted to the forbidden fruit.

by Tala Sharim June 1, 2024

Clern

A clone of a clone of a clone’s son.

Is it okay if I have sex with my clern?

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Clerm

Clerm means a clam with sperm inside or if a clam gets trapped onto your testicles. Clermed is past tense. Clermaxxing is removing the clam from the male's sexual organ. Happy clerm day by the way!

“ Did I seriously get a clerm? “

by anonymous March 23, 2024

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

Celeron

Derived from the ultra-cheap Intel Celeron processors used in numerous Windows and Chrome OS Crapbooks with slow performance, a celeron is a stupid or slow-witted person.

"Marjorie Taylor Greene is a celeron."

by Kallofox October 19, 2024

Clergy Man

A man who is like a priest or child of god.

Mary Beth: Lil' timmy #73 Go tell the Clergy Man your sins.
Lil' Timmy #73: okay momma.

by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025