cucumber

its a wierd greenthing

what the fickity frick is that cucumber

by dqweuilfuiui;gweui;fgwei;ugf January 15, 2024

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

cucumber

Something that is yummy

im hungry so ima go eat a cucumber because it is good

by Mr. hoya March 6, 2024

Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!

Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)

by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024

Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.

"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"

by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025

Cucumberpatch

Mispronounced name of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

If you're thinking of the Cucumberpatch Sherlock, that is most definitely not set in 1885

by dildo777 April 1, 2025