Crapshait

The compound version of the words crap and shit. Extreamly undesirable.

My english teacher gave me a bunch of crapshait to do -_-

by Cykon March 20, 2006

The Claps

If someone has both gonorrhea and syphilis they have The Claps

"yo dont touch that hoe ,she got the claps"

by sam fisk April 19, 2004

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.

xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.

by Blahb January 16, 2005

Crabs

1. Crabs: can be those tiny bug's that will infiltrate the pubis.

2. You can also describe a person for being being a Grumpy/Angry Shit.

1. damn those crabs *itch* so itchy *scratch*

2a): )"¤()#<insert naughty words>(="/%&/# *walks away*
2b): Now what was that all about?
2c): He had crabs up his bum or someone put crabs in the toilet when he went for a shit.

by No-body123 September 9, 2008

chaps

Buttless pants that homosexual cowboys wear.

The cowboy wore chaps so he didn't have to take anything off before shitting.

by DylanLO July 8, 2005

Crabs

A disease that makes you hump desks, and seats.

A girl at my school humps the desk cuz she has crabs.

by Krabbyland March 12, 2010

caps lock disease

an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock

Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008