Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.

She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.

by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

three way canoe

A platonic friendship agreement in which 3 friends agree to purchase a joint canoe and/or a sexual reference for 3 platonic friends engaging in sexual experimentation in a canoe.

Eric, Stacey and Rowen had a three way canoe.

by Threewaycanoe3 June 7, 2014

Tipping The Canoe

An innuendo for sex

You man I was so, like, at this girl's house and we were tipping the canoe a bit.

by Big Dick Shakur July 7, 2016

n00b canon

1. Guns with really big clips or that do insane amounts of damage and take no skill to use.

An M60 on Counter strike or rocket launcher in halo.
Why did you use the n00b canon? What a noob.

by Patrick Block April 26, 2006

Canook in Cranny

A sex move native to Canada in which the man, dressed as a Mountie,pleasures the female with a hockey stick.

The Canook in Cranny:

Mountie: Arggghh. You like that, eh?
Girl: OOOt YAhh!

by Rosso Bruno April 20, 2008

canoe party

Intentional flooding of one's basement for use in swimming, kayaking, and other craziness.

Dude, did you go to that canoe party? We played bumper cars with boats!

by Steve Willmy April 15, 2007

Big Canoe Tie

A phrase that was coined at Camp Big Canoe, Fraserburg, Ontario in which all parties or participants in an event, activity and/or game all win.

Leader: The score is 54, 54, 54 and...
Guy 1: It looks like we're going to win!
Leader: and the last score is 54! You know what that means!
Everyone: A BIG CANOE TIE! (Cheering in the background)

by MeKingCo December 6, 2009