Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.
I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.
by Spitballer March 05, 2020
Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"
Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
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Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
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Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.
by ellamine October 20, 2009
Cuddle and Converse (#candc #candclifestyle) is the older peoples version to Netflix and Cuddle. This is when there's you are engaged mentally and physically without the intimacy. Getting to be within deep thought and expression in the most vulnerable ways possible with sufficient other.
Kelzuncut: Wanna watch Money and Violence and hang?
McFlyy: Nah, let's just cuddle and converse instead today was a long day.
Kelzuncut: Ok, I'm always down for from #candc time.
McFlyy: Nah, let's just cuddle and converse instead today was a long day.
Kelzuncut: Ok, I'm always down for from #candc time.
by HartlessMcFlyy September 21, 2015
When someone starts a conversation, then keeps talking without shutting up and traps you in an endless stream of babble until you are ready to do anything, even chewing your own arm off to escape!
She started off talking about her latest relationship and went on and on without stopping. After half an hour, I literally had to pretend that I was sick and ran to the bathroom to get away. It was a total coyote conversation!
by La La Cuervo June 09, 2018
An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"
"Yeah he definitely went too far."
"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 23, 2022
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random guy: you're a nerd
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random guy: you're a nerd
by BenSav December 24, 2021