Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

constants

A total bitch of a girl

That bitch is such a constants

by Dankest Definor May 20, 2018

wet before contact

The act of precuming before a sexual act. Also shortened to wbc.

I visited a strip club with some friends at the weekend, but I was wet before contact.

by Smokey McPot. December 15, 2008

Ms. Constantino

A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit

A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit is Ms. Constantino

by Ur momololol October 16, 2018

Wadsworth Constant

A term coined by Wadsworth on Reddit.com.

The Wadsworth Constant is simply either the removal of the first 30% of selected content or the singular usage of only the first 30% of selected content.

Context: "A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

Wadsworth Constant Applied: "book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

by r-wadsworth October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.

Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.

by Moldyyyyyt October 2, 2011

contactscaping

Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.

Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.

by CyAdora July 13, 2011