coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.

As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"

by Gralkor December 9, 2008

Comma Bill

A bill at a restaurant, bar or other establishment that is so big it has a comma in it. (example: Anything above $1,000)

Damn dude... I spent so much at the bar last night, I had a comma bill.

by mrbadss January 21, 2008

coma-fried

when you are so baked you pass out as if your going into a coma.

Jonathan- Dude. How stoned are you?
Chris- I'm coma-fried man...

by Jonny Blazzzze February 21, 2009

Commacho

One of the baddest muthafuckas of all time, one of the best people, and best looking muthafuckas you've ever seen. Hold MY drink, bitch.

"I walked up in that club like I was a straight muthafuckin Commacho. But it didn't work out for me."

by It's science February 4, 2010

comatize

The act of teaching students into a sleep state. To teach without engagement or retention.

She was such a stand and deliver teacher, that she comatized her students.

by jaegerma February 21, 2011

Green Coma

A long, coma-like sleep induced by cannabis.

I fell into a green coma last night and slept past all of my morning classes.

by mp36 November 12, 2009

beef coma

The intense fatigue felt following a large or particularly delicious plate of beef product; usually of steak variety though other varieties may induce a coma.

"Oh god, I'm only half way through this 16oz. rare sirloin and it delicious but I feel light headed and may be entering a beef coma."

by Atra December 9, 2013