convenient + efficient = conficient
by Apeshit the second December 14, 2006
Get the conficient mug.(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.
by PopcornS May 9, 2011
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Yeah... whatever, "Google for those too rich" person. A Concierge, these days, is (1) a trained professional who is there to do the things that people don't FEEL like doing, or, if they're not from the area, unable to OPERATE a computer themselves, or simply disinclined to do it for themselves. (2) a trained professional with an extensive personal network whereby seemingly 'impossible' things are made to come to fruition.
1) "Young Concierge man? Where is the nearest center for the blind?"
2) "Young Concierge Lady? I need 4 three-legged, purple ducks, that are blind in one eye, a case of vintage Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut (1912), VIP ACCESS to the sold-out sky boxes at the new Yankee stadium--- in 10 minutes (!!!), a yellow Masarati with less than 154.7 miles on it to meet my jet on the tarmac at 9:16am, the best hotel room in New York, a live, pregnant Sugar Glider (carrying triplets), AAAAAAAAAAAND Bottle service at the BOOTY BAR"
Thank you very MUCH! We make the impossible possible.
2) "Young Concierge Lady? I need 4 three-legged, purple ducks, that are blind in one eye, a case of vintage Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut (1912), VIP ACCESS to the sold-out sky boxes at the new Yankee stadium--- in 10 minutes (!!!), a yellow Masarati with less than 154.7 miles on it to meet my jet on the tarmac at 9:16am, the best hotel room in New York, a live, pregnant Sugar Glider (carrying triplets), AAAAAAAAAAAND Bottle service at the BOOTY BAR"
Thank you very MUCH! We make the impossible possible.
by Annoyed by Ignorance December 4, 2010
Get the Concierge mug.A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.
Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.
by Däni October 13, 2007
Get the coffin mug.The tentative, "dipping your toe in the water", exploratory first lick of the asshole right before a proper rim job.
"I didn't dive right into a full-on rim job, I gave a quick comfie first, to make sure everything was alright".
by Quicktap February 4, 2012
Get the Comfie mug.What you are if you're able to talk to a person from the opposite sex without having a nervous breakdown.
Person #1: "Look that dude can just talk to any girl without even stuttering."
Person #2: "Yeah, he's hella confident."
Person #1: "I know, I wish I had that much confidence."
Person #2: "Yeah, he's hella confident."
Person #1: "I know, I wish I had that much confidence."
by Dubiks December 10, 2018
Get the confident mug.1) The third single by British alternative band, You Me At Six, taken from their second studio album, Hold Me Down
2)A stimulus from friends/alcohol etc. that enables people to become much more comfortable in a social situation
2)A stimulus from friends/alcohol etc. that enables people to become much more comfortable in a social situation
he's normally quiet and shy, but when he's around his friends, he's full of liquid confidence and does the most absurd things.
by the girl from the tram August 26, 2012
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