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columbian cocktail

When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.
"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."
by Maximilian Tchaikovsky January 4, 2009
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Columbian Drug Deal

You fuck somebody up the ass with a condom on, cum in the condom, and then pull out and leave the condom in.
You know how druggies keep drugs hidden up their asses in condoms or bags. The columbian drug deal does just that.
by Ken Knight January 3, 2008
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Columbus

A explorer who is falsely accredited for discovering the mainlands of North America, when in fact he never discovered it, and the actual first European to do so was Leif Erikson in the 10th century
"Why did we get rid of Columbus day, he still discovered America."

"Actually, he never even set foot in the mainland, Lied Erikson did."
by Historical fanatic June 18, 2021
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Columbian Cropduster

When a person sprinkles cocaine on another person's butthole which is then expelled with a fart into the first person's face as they inhale. (Inspired by RL/BL)
The stripper said she would only do a Columbian Cropduster for $40 if she could take a line first.
by schmedly June 22, 2010
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Columbia Mall

Every High Schooler and Middle Schooler in Howard County hangs out here. It is Hoco’s unofficial hangout spot. The food court is good af and everyone spends money on the overpriced Dave and Buster Knockoff, The Main Event. Every white girl takes a picture for Instagram near the Fountain outside of StarBucks or somewhere near it. The biggest stores are either Hollister or Forever 21. Make sure you bring friends to the mall because it’s boring if you go with your family or alone. AMC theater is good but has over priced popcorn. And it has Shake Shack so.....
You wanna go to Columbia Mall today?”

“I’m down who’s gonna be there?”
“Every white girl in Hoco, kids from Wilde Lake, white boys trying pull a white girl, or kids trying to get clout or clout chasing
by supguys_123 August 8, 2018
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Columbina

A character in genshin impact and third of the fatui harbingers. She first appears at Signora's funeral singing while laying down on her coffin. Columbina has black hair and pink hair on the bottom while wearing a mask on her eyes and an accessory that's like three angel wings on the back of her hair. Not much is known about her yet but she's very strong.

(Note from person who wrote this: I know most people simp for Arlecchino( another fatui harbinger) but I simp for Columbina, she's hot af in my opinion)
Person 1: Columbina is a character in genshin impact
by Rose1161 June 8, 2023
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Clumped

Don and Bill totally clumped Hillary last night
by GL Taco Kitty November 26, 2019
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