coconut

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole

Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk

by Konrad April 10, 2005

Coconut head ass bitch

Dua lipa

Has a head like a coconut

Bitch

“Hey that dua lipa sure is a coconut head ass bitch”

by The all seeing eye September 2, 2018

Coconut head

Pertaining to someone who cleanses their cranium with shampoo with the horrible aroma of coconuts.

My sister, Alex, is a freakin' coconut head.

by Kit D. Kat February 2, 2007

Coconut Head

The result of a haircut in Great Clips. It usually ends up looking like a complete bowl cut which resembles a coconut.

Conner Schrader always has a coconut head by the time he exits Great Clips.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth5 July 19, 2011

coconut

An idiot.

A 'coconut' is actually a nut with hard brownish and fuzzy outer casing with a thin layer of edible sweet flesh and often filled with sweet juices.

COCONUT = HOLLOW-ON-THE-INSIDE = AN IDIOT

He is such a coconut.

by Gamine November 22, 2006

Coconut

Another name for boobs...

Alex has a nice set of coconuts...
yeah they are bigger than Jenna's Twins...
i wish i had a pair

by Liquidice420 January 2, 2008

coconut

another word used in place of bong, or bowl. Something you smoke weed out of.

Put the lime weed in the coconut & smoke it all up

by Brittxxxxxxxxxx December 16, 2008