Clute

1.) The action of blowing on the clitoris to tickle it by whistling.

"While I was trying to clute her, I startled her, she farted, and said, 'I'm sorry.. That tickled the shit out of me.'"

by MJ Inc April 25, 2014

chupert

1.another name for rupert
2. A Rupert that sucks a lot of cock

Man, where's chupert?
He's probabyly sucking cock
oh, that's nice

by Adriana April 3, 2004

Clopen

The unnecessary half-closed option that every car door has.

You're door is clopen.

by TomTreeTop July 27, 2011

clopen

clopen: an open sign that is kept on after the business has closed for the day. Generally, this is an indication that the business is desperate and has no regard for customers.

Is the mexican restaurant open at this hour? No, it's clopen.

by CogNito April 23, 2009

clopen

When you go in to work for the OPENING shift; having a select amount if time to preform the neccessary tasks required to open for business & be able to serve the customers... only to find that when you arrive for work, the Person or Persons who CLOSED the business the previous night did Not complete their tasks; therefore leaving the Person in the Opening position having to scramble to do Both the Closing AND the opening duties in the same selected amount of time as it would normally take to do just the Opening duties. (This term could refer to Any form of business but is Primarily used to refer to a Restaurant)

Open Close Time frame Scramble Restaurant Hustle "it was a rough morning; Stacy didn't finish her work last night so I had to Clopen"......"I'll have to really hustle this morning. The Tables are filthy and I still have to make the gravy. If I knew I was going to have to Clopen, I would have come to work earlier this morning"

by 1 Kool Nana June 5, 2010

clute

A flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. Has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (Colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).

Joey, let's play a joke on Mrs. Perrotta---take the mouthpiece off your flute and put a clarinet mouthpiece on it. Play it---it's a clute!

play it---it's a clutea!

by pentozali November 27, 2009

clumpeled

Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.

Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor.

After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.

After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor.

by Alex's girl March 8, 2007