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clit clobberer

a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.
Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.
by young jared allen #29 June 7, 2010
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clit quota

Peaking your woman's clit orgasm to such a high level that she remains satsified for an entire month.
(Aka - CQ)
I know you have big shoes to fill, but did you get Brianna to meet her month's clit quota in one night?
by G-DogPounder February 24, 2012
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Clit Prew

Clit Prew- someone who is dirty and has greasy hair that you could fry frenchfries in and dances randomly in class.
1. Dude that clit prew was so dirty

2. Man thats some clit prew
by Clitprew January 10, 2014
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clit music

music by feminists or music with feminist lyrics
I love listening to that clit music.

That song is such clit music.
by Lizzy04 April 8, 2008
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Clit Bone

derived from male boner it is the female equivilent.

Not necessary sexual, but clit bone shows pleasure.
when the IKEA magazine came in the mail it gave lola a clit bone.

Those are the nicest shoes! I totally have clit bone!!

WOW, Jason Stratham is so hot I have to put my popcorn over my clit bone!!

Woke up this morning and had to pee so bad i had a clit bone!!
by Evil Drog September 8, 2010
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clit brain

A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.
Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.

I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.
by BobONtheKnob October 22, 2006
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Clit Clot

When a person stops their female friend from hooking up with a male, similar to the "cock block".
like oh my god... chelasea so clit clotted me last night and I am pissed.
by Clayton Knechtges April 29, 2008
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