curtain cider

A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.

Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.

Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.

'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'

by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007

g2g make some client calls

a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd

I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls

by skallywagz December 9, 2009

Ciderpunk

Bad Hair day

OMFG Ive got a matteh head! best I get down to the barbers for a snipper!

by Pr0nluvver September 29, 2003

FDP Client

FDP Client is a minecraft hacked client, mostly used on the cracked server block mc. Sigma client users are always pissed at FDP Client users because FDP client destroys them.

THESE FUCKING FDP CLIENT USERS ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

by Mark The Boy April 9, 2022

Ciderpunk

A noncer who got owned by thugs at a lan.

wow that guy got (cider)Punked!

by Pr0nluvver October 8, 2003

cide

To commit suicide.

Typically used in roleplay gaming.

I'm going to cide.. I hate running.

by Usurpation November 10, 2005

Vaginal Apple Cider

When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.

Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.

by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006