Chris

The king of the gays. He will do anything to ruin your life.

Chris tried to hurt me.

by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019

Chris

A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.

Is that a Chris. I wonder if I can be friends with him.

by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019

Chris

A fag that has a tiny penis with little to no friends

Hugging him makes him look like a chris

by Yuhj December 19, 2017

Chris

A Chris is a creep with rainbow teeth he always looks at girls' mostly the girls that are in a relationship but he is a funny and a good friend

You Chris stop looking at my ass your so funny

by Winebich69 March 22, 2017

Chris

If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit

Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.

by Everyone's favorite mat rat April 3, 2017

Chris

Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.

"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."

by Snaked April 5, 2017

Chris

Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.

"I don't get why Chris likes me so much." "Screw you, Chris!" "HOW DID YOU WIN CHRIS?!?"

by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017