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Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.
by Shaymer December 26, 2017
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Bitch Chips

Chips that are for little bitches like my brother
"Here have some Bitch Chips, Steve. Cuz you're a bitch.
Steve"
by bones54 July 25, 2019
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Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019
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backup chapstick

A side hoe

Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away

Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
by argylesweaters March 10, 2020
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Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.
In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.
by LadyLyles March 14, 2020
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buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips
by boosh chugger May 27, 2009
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doo doo chips

That means your game is wack/bad. Examples: One is no good in sports, dancing, rapping, singing etc.
I was watching my friend play basketball and his game was doo doo chips.
by jettyjett August 21, 2016
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