(n.) A 'Chenz' is basically the sexiest person in the room no matter what room he is in. Even if that room is populated entirely by Chenzs, the women will immediately flock towards him. His penis is widely mistaken for a 20 ft python and has therefore led to his forced removal from several upscale swimming clubs and more than a few private parties. The F.D.A considers his penis an approved substance for daily consumption and tests are being conducted to confirm it's aptitude in fortifying strong bones and muscle regeneration.
Contrary to popular belief, A Chenz does not have "washboard abs". Instead he has "Washing Machine abs" which, while slightly less attractive, are much more functional.
A Chenz's face must be declared as a Lethal Weapon at most International airports as it has the fatal ability to stop women in their tracks and cause them to literally drown in their own lust. Winston Churchill was once quoted as saying "His face looks as if it was hand chiseled by Michelangelo himself."
Contrary to popular belief, A Chenz does not have "washboard abs". Instead he has "Washing Machine abs" which, while slightly less attractive, are much more functional.
A Chenz's face must be declared as a Lethal Weapon at most International airports as it has the fatal ability to stop women in their tracks and cause them to literally drown in their own lust. Winston Churchill was once quoted as saying "His face looks as if it was hand chiseled by Michelangelo himself."
At first the band wondered where all of their groupies went, but then they heard a Chenz had arrived a half hour prior to the show.
Did you hear what happened to that Chenz we met? Last night he almost died under a mountain of swedish supermodels again.
Did you hear what happened to that Chenz we met? Last night he almost died under a mountain of swedish supermodels again.
by DoctorMcSexypants July 17, 2011
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