Toast Chee

A Form Of Snack Treat where the makers forgot to add all the letters to the title.

Jesus loves to eat Toast Chee.

by Stargate Fan June 19, 2004

frumunda cheese

The product of yeast build-up in the moisture of the folds on the male scrotum. It is called "frumunda cheese" becuase it has a cottage cheese-like apperance and smell, and because it comes frumunda (from under) the nuts. The french call it "brie"

Jacque:"Bonjour, Pierre! Would you like to lick the frumunda cheese from my un-washed testicles?"
Pierre: "Hell Oui!"

by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.

You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

by AC137 October 4, 2009

Cheeses Crackers

Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"

Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.

It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!

by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.

Awwww, he just got cheese curled

by Tduck December 22, 2014

arse cheese

a light or dark brown pigmentation found on either sexs underwear, fingers, nose, tongue, which curiously smells of stilton or gorgonzola, perhaps parmesan...cheese strongly, almost to the point of revultion when in realization its probably from the bum-hole arse.

baby, you left some arse cheese on the towel/quilt again......

by mik63 August 21, 2007

Grates my cheese

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007