chapping my ass

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

by Willie Block May 23, 2009

Chapping

The act of fapping and chatting.

Emma and I were on the phone but little did she know that I was chapping.

by JaketheDoge February 4, 2016

Chappelle Tourettes

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."

by westfalia December 8, 2009

chapped

A state that one reaches when they are extremely high on weed, to the point where they have very dry lips from cottonmouth.

Yo, I can't blaze anymore, I'm chapped.

by The508 December 6, 2006

Chappy

chappy is the german word that is used to describe anger or short temper. a person who is regarded as a chappy will suffer from server anger managment issues and abnormally large mussel mass. there is only one thing that can calm a chappy down and this is by placing a sock on his nose as soon as the sock touches his nose all the anger will drain away and the chappy will return to normal

john dont make eye contact with him hes a chappy remember. i no garry but this time i came prepared with a sock

by micheal scofield December 23, 2009

dave chappelle

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006

crappuccino

a particularly frothy form of diarrhoea which one gets abroad

I feel like a crappucino, I ate that spicy salsa and I've got a bad case of spanish tummy

by Steve October 22, 2003