Change Fiddler

Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.

Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.

by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010

Change Bladders

To urinate, pee

Bitch drank so much it's time for her to change bladders

by Saabio January 21, 2015

Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.

"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".

by LyanRach July 27, 2009

chunk of change

A large amount of money.

* refered from Free Dictionary.

You'd have to agree that $80 million is a big chunk of change by anyone's standards.

by LangueVivisectinGeek August 13, 2016

Sawyer Chang

A thicc asian nigga who sucks the juice out of white girl pussy on the regular

Sawyer Chang sucked the juice out of my girlfriend again. It's the 174th time this week!

by Press ctrl-w May 9, 2018

changing the subject

When you are getting roasted and then all of a sudden change the subject to get out of it.

*someone is getting roasted*

Guy- you have a fucking 2 inch soft dick

Rostee - oh English today was so funny

Guy - ooh changing the subject

by Tony the toenail March 6, 2018

climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021