Canker Sore

A person so annoying it's painful.

We were having the greatest night of our lives until those 2 canker sores showed up and they wouldn't leave. It always takes too long for a canker sore to go away.

by g_lo_t December 13, 2013

carnage thriver

when someone (typically a borgen) cannot help him/herself to cause carnage

Guy 1- "OMG that guy is such a carnage thriver, he cant help kicking over drinks and stuff"
Guy 2- "yeh blud he just thrives off carnage, he's probably a borgen"

by Andy123R January 28, 2009

Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.

Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!

by mickster06 August 24, 2010

Carnacon

small village in the west of Ireland ,Co. Mayo. Commonly referred to by Castlebar folk as "Narnia" or "The shithole in the middle of nowhere". The local attractions are The Church , Mike Willy's shop, which will supply you with 1 or 2 of your daily needs and also holds a jar of jam with a sell by date of 1952, a local school where students are scarce and finally the two competing pubs that supply a fine array of drinks (Guinness and Heiniken).Famous residents include , The local crazy cat lady and gangs of boy-racers who congregate at the near by lake to drink and act bad ass.

Guy:"So, where you from?"
Girl: "Carnacon"
Guy:" how are you not dead of boredom?"

by cool girlie July 10, 2012

Carnage that hoe

When a male is having sex with a female that is in menstruation and when he is about to hit climax ,he cums in his hand while mixing it with the female blood making a red liquid, He then proceeds to sling the red liquid into the females face like its a web. very similar to spiderman that hoe.

Saul: Man, last night I Spiderman that hoe.
Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.

by Kakashi Itachi April 2, 2019

coochi carnage

Phrase used to describe pain inflicted upon the female genitalia either by punching, kicking, kneeing, or by rough sexual intercourse. Made popular by the comedian Tosh Daniels.

Phil inflicted some serious coochi carnage upon Jen back in the day.

by Phil_moves May 6, 2010

Achilles Cankle

When a chick would be otherwise doable, but her Cankles are her tragic flaw and render her un-doable.

Sure, Susan would be hot, but have you seen her cankles? Damn them! Damn her Achilles Cankles!!!

by TRSlyder August 8, 2010