Whofa King Cares

A great comeback to something you didn't want to hear- or could give a damn about.

The Whofa King Cares (who fucking cares) when a busybody gets in somebody's business, turns trivial nonsense into a big ado, talks plenty of shit, etc.

Jack- Did you know I banged Jessica twice already?
Devon- Tell it to the Whofa King cuz Whofa King Cares.

by darkest_light July 15, 2009

who-cares-iana

The glorification of stuff that doesn't really matter and you really shouldn't waste your time thinking, let alone talking about.

I just bought The National Enquirer, Us Weekly, In Touch, AND In Style. I am hip deep in who-cares-iana.

by Allie April 11, 2005

Daddy Day Care

(N.) Another Eddie Murphy flop, much like The Adventures of Pluto Nash and I-Spy. This one has Eddie Murphy and another guy playing Babysitters to a bunch of snot nosed kids. DDC is bad, but not as bad as Pluto Nash or Hulk.

Look for DDC-II to be released in 2004, right after "Pluto Nash 2: Adventure into the Sun!"

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Care factor 0

When the factor of your careness has reached 0 therefore meaning you don’t care

Peter~”I just lost 3 kg”
You~”care factor 0”

by Joseph.z January 2, 2023

care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.

The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016

Self-Care Sunday

The day where you take care of yourself by showering, shaving, and putting face-masks on before the week starts.

Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Other Girl: What do you mean it’s “Self-Care Sunday” ! I’ve been so busy.

by caylee3113 January 28, 2023

Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.

He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012