Cabbage

A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.

That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!

by Alex Wight January 19, 2004

Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!

by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010

cabbage

To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)

I cabbed <name> out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003

hot red cabbage

A sexual act in which a man and a woman have unprotected sex while she is on her period. The man ejaculates while inside her. She then squats over the man's erection and squeezes out the mixture of cum and menstrual fluid. Having coated the man's boner in such a manner, she then performs fellatio. The act resembles dining at a German restaurant where a bratwurst may be served with a warm red cabbage sauerkraut.

Screwing Sally on the rag made me nervous we would make a mess, but she just wanted some hot red cabbage and cleaned everything up.

by Rusty Bicycle October 8, 2009

carnival of carnage

the first jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

cabbage

(v).- The action of just lying around all day doing nothing. Often involves keeping refreshments near oneself.

I brought a pot of water with me into the TV room so I could just cabbage the rest of the day.

by B_Rock January 15, 2006

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.

You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.

by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010